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Wi-Fi? Part 10

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized, Wi-Fi? on July 31, 2010 by applecorecomics

Suddenly, looking at Johnny Depp’s contorted face covered in blood simulating clown makeup (and stimulating me, to be quite honest) I understood.  I understood how I had gotten to this point.  How being alone on a football field and converged on by a pack of wild clowns only to be left tied up on a chair conversing with a creepy voice from a hole under me and then being silenced (presumably killed).  Ending up in bed with a gorgeous, hunky clown.  Having sex with him and falling in love with him.  Finding out the shocking secret that the clown I loved was nothing more than a droid built to jack sperm.  Ending up back on the same football field where it all started and learning from my friends that I was set to star in a chick flick opposite that very movie star who was currently (while I was thinking all these thoughts and going through what had led up to this point) laughing at me covered in blood (did I mention his cock was out?)  And of course finally getting to the movie set and getting injured with coffee in my face only to come back the next week and have the giant astroturf cube blown to bits by the movie star with whom I was supposed to be filming.

Yes.  I knew it all now.  I understood even why this story was named “Wi-Fi?”  But then, just as suddenly as the realization came to me, I was thwacked on the back of the head by yet another Johnny Depp covered in blood with his cock out (I don’t think he thwacked me with his cock but I can’t really be sure).  When that happened all the knowledge about the events leading up to that point was wiped clean.  After the two Depps had had their laugh and calmed down, the director said “All right, all right, everyone ready?  Okay, ready, set, ACTION!”

-Excerpt, “Gold and Blue and Gray”: Chapter 23

I’m house-sitting so new awesome comic updates Tuesday.  Also I’ve finished most of the pagan witchcraft research and am putting the info together and will proceed to illustrate it.  So look forward to tricklings forth from that project.


Sorry For the Loooong Delay but to Make Up For It Here’s 24 Panels of Comics and “Wi-Fi? Part 8

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized, Wi-Fi? with tags , , , on July 20, 2010 by applecorecomics

(The woman’s hand in the very last panel sucks and will be dealt with in the final edits.)

Fast forward twenty years and I’m standing on the same football field where it all started.  I’m a different person then I was back then.  The clowns have all died out, their species decaying along with many companies after the internet boom of the…when was that?  Late 90’s?  2000 something?  Anyway, after the initial shock of finding out the only man I ever loved had been a sperm jacking cyborg made me stop believing in love altogether.  My friends all told me I was crazy and that love did exist.  They all got together and hatched a plan to make me believe again.  I got a call from somebody claiming to be my agent telling me that I had a role in an upcoming chick flick opposite Johnny Depp.

Not only that, but he’d be playing a robotic clown.  This crazy turn in events had me reeling, but it was nothing compared to what happened when I stepped onto the movie set…

-Excerpt, Gold and Blue and Gay: Chapter 23

Only several days late.  But it’s pretty awesome getting that many comics in one post, eh?  Hey, in the next 12 panels we’re finally going to relate back to the title page of Chapter 1:

So some sense will be made.  Cheers.

Wi-Fi? Part Six

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized, Wi-Fi? with tags , , , , , , on June 19, 2010 by applecorecomics

(I was poised to post a deluge of comic panels in this space here, then realized I don’t have them with me.  So by Monday I’ll post those panels and then the new update Tuesday as well.  Getting closer to the pages I’ve done with the Crow Quill Pen!)

There wasn’t much spoken between us in the bed.  We didn’t really have time to talk.  The passion overtook us in an instant and we were like one spirit joined in a beautiful tangle of legs, arms, and clown noses.  I tried to be the sexual leader and him the follower, but something about those piercing eyes with the little clown make-up tears beneath them had me weak in the knees and I submitted to his dominant will.  It was a perfect session of lovemaking.  Just the right amount of rough and sweet.  A butt-slap and nipple-twist here followed closely by a soft caress or kiss there.  The passion and energy kept increasing, bit by bit.  I could barely contain myself as we both neared the inevitable climax in a deluge of cum and ecstasy.  His moans got faster, my breaths got quicker.  As I reached the point of absolute bliss I looked up just in time to catch his O-face.

Excerpt, Gold and Blue and Gay: Chapter 23

Wi-Fi? Part Six

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on June 16, 2010 by applecorecomics

I want this autobiography to be completely factual.  And it can’t be factual if I write things that I don’t remember.  So you’ll just have to trust me on this.  I have absolutely no idea how I ended up in bed with a clown.  I mean the last thing I remember before that moment was the demon-possessed girl sneezing on me.  Then it’s all a blur.  And then I wake up in a different bed.  And next to me is…well…the clown of my dreams.

His face, covered in white makeup, subtle touches of dark blue marks accentuating his rugged comedic features.  His hair, just a glimpse of one SONIC ORANGE curl of hair, for the rest was hidden in a strange yet strangely enticing black bonnet he wore on his head.  He was stretched out on the bed.  Not one piece of clothing or strand of hair existed on what I immediately recognized as probably the perfect male body.

^Not even close

His scary smile and strong chin led my eyes down to this lean, cut torso.  The rest of his body was as white as his face.  I couldn’t tell if it was makeup or natural but I hardly cared.  My eyes lingered for a bit on his chesticles (with more blue paint  encircling each of his nipples) and down his rippling abs and cute belly button…but my breath was taken away by the sight of the size and sheer power I could feel emanating from the stark white and blue cock between his muscled thighs.  It seemed to watch me wherever I moved like one of those paintings with the eyes facing forward.  And I knew I was in love.

Excerpt, “Gold and Blue and Gay”: Chapter 23

Wi-Fi? Part Four

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized, Wi-Fi? with tags , , , , on June 10, 2010 by applecorecomics

Suddenly the small voice was silenced.  I called out to him several times receiving my own echoing voice in return.  I began to call out once more but stopped when I heard grunting below me.  Then a massive THUMP.  Then what sounded like a sopping-wet bag dragging across a cold-stone floor.  The footsteps and dragging continued below the floor.  Then up what sounded like steps.  Then stopped behind me.  I turned my head just as something whacked it with a heavy object.  I was out again.

I woke up in a bed.  It was in a fairly decent room.  Actually, it kind of looked like a little girl’s room.  The top of a head was slowly lifting from behind the end of the bed at my feet.  It was a head full of brown hair.  Then I noticed the skin on this person’s face was a sickly, pale green.  Deep cuts smeared with dried blood were all over the forehead.  Then the eyes peered over the comforter at me.  Disgusting brown/yellow eyes with milky pupils.

Her face rose completely into view and I could see a terrifying little girl’s face smiling at me with rotting yellow teeth and thin skin stretched ragged over her skull.  Her whole body lifted into the air and she started moaning with a deep, guttural voice.  Then her head flung forward and she let out a loud CHOOO!  and watery, puke-green liquid splashed all over me.  As she plopped back down to the floor sniffling I wiped the goo from my eyes and said  “Gesundheit.”

Excerpt, “Gold and Blue and Gay”: Chapter 23

Wi-Fi? Part Two

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized, Wi-Fi? with tags , , on June 4, 2010 by applecorecomics

There was a loud THUNK as the football connected with his face.  I watched in horror as his head lifted into the air like a launched missile, his body still standing on the ground with party streamers flying from its neck-hole.  I swooned at the site and passed out, and the last image I could see before everything went black was the massive clown shoes clopping toward me…

excerpt: Gold and Blue and Gray, chapter 23
I’ve been working with the Hunt 102 crow quill.  I’m getting better but I think I need a different size.  Like a Hunt 107 or something.  See I draw these comics on a 8.5 X 11 paper folded in half.  So I’m drawing it pretty small.  And I decided after trying to shade in a black guy’s skin (the lines were a tad too thick) that I should try a smaller size.  There’s a few more pages worth of comics before I get to the crow quill pages.  So the story will start stuttering a bit, but I think comparing improvements in the line quality will be kind of interesting.  And there’ll always be weird shit to read under the panels too.

Wi-Fi? Part One

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Uncategorized, Wi-Fi? with tags , , , , , on June 2, 2010 by applecorecomics

There was a small amount of resentment on my parents’ part when I graduated from high school.  My father never did and my mother was an anarchist who didn’t believe in the institution of school.  She had graduated, though.  On my way off the football field after the ceremony was over a traveling salesman called me over to where he was standing against the fence.  I was a bit nervous because he was pretty sexy and he had on quite the striking suit.  Me being a horny college-age kid I immediately started with the flirting.  He seemed taken aback at my aggressiveness.  He put his hands up to stop me and said

“Look, Gloria, I don’t know how to tell you this.  I’m not a salesman.  This is a disguise.  I’m actually a clown working for the U.S. government.”

I paused, then began slowly backing away.

“You can’t run forever, kid.  Just give up.”

I bolted toward the other end of the field and stopped dead when I saw a gaggle of clowns mounting and jumping the fence of the football field from all directions.  They had finally found me.   The salesman began laughing and took off his neatly parted brown wig, revealing a poofy red afro.  The skin tone melted off his face and his white and purple clown makeup was revealed.  A grotesque smile spread across his face.  He turned to the nearest other clown and said “get the car.”  Sure enough a tiny Volkswagon sped onto the field ready to pick all 26 of us up and take us underground.

I looked down and saw a lone football lying next to my feet.  Looking into the salesman/clown’s fiery red nose, I knew what I had to do…

excerpt: Gold and Blue and Gay, Chapter 23

I’m going to do a double update Friday.  So look forward to that.