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GBG: The dirtiest page yet?

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gray with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 27, 2011 by applecorecomics

When is the proper time to flex for a lover?  Is it before sex?  During?  Would they even notice?  I asked my mother once.  She just stood there.  Then she flexed before kicking my ass in ‘Dr. Mario.’

The world may never know.

 

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Trying To Figure Out This Thing Called Love

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2010 by applecorecomics

Gene Wilder is probably my all-time biggest crush.  I don’t think there’s anything sexier than his face when someone says Frau Bleaucher and the horses cry out.

I’ve been struggling to get a good schedule going here.  It was just so easy when I had access to the internet at home.  Amazing how fast we get used to new conveniences.  I mean replacing a horseshoe, feeding from a bag, and saddling up, and then riding for hours used to be par the course back in my day.  Of course my lover and I were into some kinky shit back then, in the 90’s.  I seriously did get back to work on Fantastic Benefits.  I just haven’t updated the page yet.

OH!  Forgot to mention, that Art Mart I talked about earlier is actually April 10th, if anyone cares.  I’ve been working on this rap scene with the Spanish Inquisition for Gold and Blue and Gray, and really want to get it done by then.  See, I’m going to print out new zines and they’d be so much better with that scene included.  Anything I don’t sell there (which I’m assuming will be quite a large number of zines) will be sold on Etsy.  So you would actually be seeing quite a lot more than has been posted on the site.  Speaking of which:

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I can’t wait until you guys get to see the clown brandishing a dildo.  That’s coming up..sometime this month.  Hey, when I really get settled and start pumping out pages, these will post much faste…kssshhhhhh……kkksssshhhh (static) wwwwhhhiiiirrrrrrrr…..

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Big Mistake

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2010 by applecorecomics

Probably one of the largest mistakes Gloria makes is no links.  Not one.

Mistake #2-  No Links

Again, common sense.  Not only does he not link.  In every post he tells you about Gold and Blue and Gray and Fantastic Benefits. Then says to click the HOME link in the menu on the right.  Apparently he doesn’t realize that, for example, I could say “Check out the new Gold and Blue and Gray update.” And voila.  You click it, you’re there.  I know all of you know this.  This is more for Gloria’s sake and to ridicule him.  That link works by the way.  There’s a new update.

I suppose telling of the Luxurious Border Patrol wouldn’t hurt.  They look strikingly similar to those police robots from THX 1138:

They have all sorts of tools for patrolling this land.  I suppose Gloria might call these tools “kinky.”  They do tend to be on the erotic side.  Not 100% sure why.  You could probably picture it if I leave it at that.  You don’t want to be pulled over by them.  In fact my old rival J.F. Armorby had a bad experience with these fellows just last June.

He had been sending his corporate thugs to try and sneak over here and find a way in for him.  He decided after numerous failed attempts that he could do it himself.  Oh ho, he was mistaken.   I won’t detail his humiliation.  I will tell you that golden dildos may have been involved.  It’s also Luxurious Border Patrol policy to use these tools only once.  The subdued suspect is forced to supply the cash for new ones.  You see now, of course, why I don’t mind telling you about the Luxurious Side.  You’d never try to get there on threat of horrible and quite expensive anal penetration.  Monteclaire out.