Archive for Spanish Inquisition

GBG: The dirtiest page yet?

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gray with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 27, 2011 by applecorecomics

When is the proper time to flex for a lover?  Is it before sex?  During?  Would they even notice?  I asked my mother once.  She just stood there.  Then she flexed before kicking my ass in ‘Dr. Mario.’

The world may never know.


Story and Art Copyright 2010-2011 Kyle Draper


Last Update Before Something Bad Happens

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 23, 2010 by applecorecomics

I don’t know exactly what I mean.  I just have a feeling something’s going down.

Gold and Blue and Gray

I’ve recently acquired a kick-ass new ink well (I love antiquing) and it’s inspired me to start working with crow quill pens.  I’ve been reading up on them a bit (fantastic advice on making comics and tools to use and self-publishing by Dave Sim of “Cerebus”fame) and I’m going to make the switch from tech pen to inkwells and nibs.  Incidentally the look of the comic may change slightly, but personally I always find it endearing when you read a comic and can see the art changing and evolving.  In fact it’s almost impossible to draw a comic and not do that.  So that’ll be my excuse if people ask.

Haha, hehe…hmph…pt 2

Posted in Gold and Blue and Gay, Monteclaire Jacking In, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on May 21, 2010 by applecorecomics

aaand here:

Gold and Blue and Gray

And yes, that is a gangsta rap by the Spanish Inquisition.  Now that we’re good and caught up we can get back to business.  Namely, the very important and serious business of….kkssshhhhh…ssshhhh..whhiiirrrr (feedback, static)…

…kkssshhhh…hello?…hello, is this…kkssshhhhh…this is the leader of the Ant Empire.  You are being deceived by the vile Grasshoppers. They are not the chosen race.  Not by a long shot.  WE ARE!!!!!!  You people, you must decide.  Soon Monteclaire will jack into this frequency and feed you false information.  He is still under the Grasshoppers’ control!  Do not be taken in!..kkssshhhhh….Decide or die!

The Spanish Inquisition’s Righteous Tunes

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 6, 2010 by applecorecomics

Hi.  First off, I don’t expect you to forgive me.  I only ask that you CHECK THIS SHIT OUT:

That’s the start of the Spanish Inquisition Gangsta Rap portion in Chapter One of Gold and Blue and Gray.  There are a few more pages in the story before it gets to this part.  This is a special sneak preview of the sweet shit in the zine I’m printing out before this weekend.  It’s kind of taking the place of a regular update right now, since I didn’t come prepared with the normal update.  So the next panels after last Friday’s update are coming this Friday.  Trust me, this whole comic makes perfect sense eventually.  Really.

I’ve got to get something off my chest.  While my dad was vehemently against the church, my mother (who raised me the other half of the time) was quite a church supporter.  Well, I never quite told her my current religious stance, and last night I was confronted about it by her.  This of course leads to the question:  does my mother know I’m gay?  No.  Never told her that either.  She was a great mom.  But I have a feeling if she knew I was gay, she might not be the best mom in the world.  Which begs the question, does that make her a bad mom in general?  I mean, how can you have one and ignore the other?

There are quite a few biographical movies with some protagonist who conquers something or other.  Like “A Beautiful Mind,”  for example.  The problem is the time periods in which some of these movies take place.  Often, some of the main characters’ not-quite-as-appealing traits are overlooked.  What I’m getting at is these people are often extreme racists.  But that’s not talked about.  Why?  Because how could we, the incredibly enlightened people of today, like them at all?  If 24-7 they’re spitting hate speech.  We can’t.  Because you can’t have one and ignore the other.

I’m not saying my mom was hateful towards homosexuals.  Well…put it this way, say she was flipping television channels and saw two guys kissing.  The standard mom reaction would be to yell “Aaaahhhhh!!!!,” turn the channel with a grand disapproving gesture, and go on to explain how disgusting it all is.  So, take that as you will.

What was I talking about?  Something about religion.  Aw forget it.

(stole from  Didn’t really want to google image search and find porn while connected to library’s internet)