When is the proper time to flex for a lover? Is it before sex? During? Would they even notice? I asked my mother once. She just stood there. Then she flexed before kicking my ass in ‘Dr. Mario.’
The world may never know.
Story and Art Copyright 
2010-2011 Kyle Draper
Yes, soon the old version will be long gone. Just for funzies:
Story and Art Copyright 2010-2011 Kyle Draper
I finally made an intermission page that I’d planned on for so long. Between each section of Gold and Blue and Gray there will be a page of mutilated church hymns with some sort of theme on the page (this one’s pigs!!) and a weird abstract story being told. So here’s the last page of the prologue then the intermission then the chapter 1 title page, you know, for effect.
As always, it’s two bucks at the door and you bring your own towel. Shoes are complementary. Contrary to popular belief, exclamation points are allowed. They’re just discouraged!
If you throw up in anything except the toilet or the rabbit hole, you can kiss your next invitation goodbye. And remember, no matter what you hear, we do accept the Irish. We just ask that they dye their hair before knocking on the door. Have a safe stay.
That is what’s happened to this fake blog recently, and also it’s the title of one of my favorite graphic novels:
New year’s resolution: update this blog along with FlyingOskar.com (among other things). So, to kick things off, here’s some comics I’ve been posting regularly on FlyingOskar while neglecting this blog:
This is a collaboration (my first!!!) with my friend, Mr. Noland of ‘Noland Entertainment.’ He’s written a poem which I am illustrating in comics form.
I can’t promise right away how regularly I’ll update, for I break these promises far too often. I plan to do it regularly.
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Fresher than ever.
A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 1,500 times in 2010. That’s about 4 full 747s.
In 2010, there were 139 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 233 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 15mb. That’s about 4 pictures per week.
The busiest day of the year was October 11th with 177 views. The most popular post that day was Quarterly Changes.
The top referring sites in 2010 were applecorecomics.com, networkedblogs.com, en.wordpress.com, sparklecityblogs.com, and spartanburgspark.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for philip the fair, annie leibovitz johnny depp, pagan demonology, gloria farmer, and demonology pdf.
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
Quarterly Changes October 2010
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Occult, Pagan, Witchcraft, Demonology, and PDF files June 2010
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Fri- 3:50 PM to 4:13 PM February 2010
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Kama Sutra St. October 2010
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